If she is truly resigning as Alaska's governor because she can't hack the media pressure...what the fuck is she going to do if she gets elected in 2012 (god forbid)?
Now I have to go wash my mouth out with soap for even thinking Americans could be stupid enough to vote her into office. Shame on me.
I'll leave you with a cheap and lazy way out of thinking of something to post about...
- A - An advantage you have - I'm married to the most supportive, kind, mellow, patient husband
- B - Blue or Brown eyes - Very blue, voted "best eyes" in my college dorm my freshman year
- C - Chore you hate - All chores that revolve around cleaning my house
- D - Dad's name - Daniel, passed away over 15 years ago, miss him everyday
- E - Essential start of you day - A cup of PG Tips tea w/milk, of course
- F - Favorite color - Blues and greens
- G - Greatest thing you've ever done - had two beautiful children
- H - Habit you have - Swearing...very naughty habit
- I - Issue you hate - The Conservative Right and their desire to shit on The Constitution
- J - Job title - Wife, mother, artist, best friend... woman extraordinaire
- K - Kohls or Target - Target, never been in a Kohls...not a big shopper
- L - Living arrangements - Husband, two kids, two cats, one dog, one house and a veggie garden
- M - Music you like - classical, Psychedelic Furs, Neil Young, Annie Lennox, 70's classics
- N - Nicknames - Monkey Girl (obviously), Fruitcake, Lovebug, I'll respond to anything really
- O - Overnight Hospital Stays - Yes, many
- P - Pet Peeve - Ungratefulness, conceitedness, neighbors who let their dogs shit everywhere
- Q - Quote you most like - "Vice, Virtue. It's best not to be too moral, you cheat yourself out of too much life. Aim above morality." - Maude from the movie Harold and Maude
- R - Right or Left handed - Left handed
- S - Siblings - yes, I have siblings, one 2 years younger and one 14 years younger
- T - Time you wake up - anywhere from 2am to 10am depending on insomnia
- U - Underwear - Yes, I wear underwear
- V - Veggie you dislike - brussel sprouts...ick
- W - What makes you run late - My husband
- X - X-rays you've had - many, just had one 2 weeks ago
- Y - Yummy food you make - I make a great bowl of cereal
- Z - Zoo animal - No, I'm not one but if I could be one...a giraffe
Happy Monday, god damn it.
Oh, and don't ask about the color differences, I had nothing to do with it, and after 5 minutes of fucking around to get it right...it still kept coming up, as you see it. Obviously, my blog wants control of it's own color palette.
7 monkeys left witty comments:
huh...
"N - Nicknames - Monkey Girl (obviously), Fruitcake, Lovebug, I'll respond to anything really"
"...I'll respond to anything really" Really??? Are you sure??? When I say "get me a potpie BITCH" I have to duck and cover.
To Guy Who Trapped Monkey Girl: Funny, but that nickname doesn't work at my house either.
To Monkey Girl: You should see the suitcase load of PG Tips that my "not quite in-laws" just brought over from England! They visit about every 6 months or we go over there (we are overdue)and get enough to keep us in tea for just about 6 months. We drink copius amounts of tea at my house!**with milk of course**
GWTMG,
You know that phrase doesn't work with me unless you say it right, "Get me a chicken pot pie, bitch". Of course, you still better watch out for flying punches.
Tonia,
I switched to PG Tips about a decade ago and have been hooked ever since. Can't start the day without it...which means when we travel I have to bring tea bags where ever we go!
Swearing. Hard one to beat. Have finally resigned myself to it.
Hey, never underestimate the lack of good sense by the people. Remember, W got in twice, and Ahnuld is currently f*#king over California and it's schools. God help us if that ditz were to run in 2012.
The potpie line doesn't usu. work here either, gotta say! But hey, gotta give GWTMG credit for trying!
As for tech difficulties, my post hasn't been updating in anyone's bloglist for months, and I can't get anyone at Blogger to answer my distress calls...so colors are no problem, Girl! Gives it a festive look! Hang in there.
MP,
I've given up on the swearing long ago, it's in my blood. My oldest does swear, however I tell her to keep it to a minimum, my youngest has never, I mean never said a swear word in her life.
Yeah, the Hubby thinks he's being funny. But he knows full well that if he said that in seriousness he'd see the under side of my heaviest frying pay...up close and personal!!
LOL! I just love that I can read your blog posts and nearly every time laugh so hard my kids wonder what's wrong with Mommy.
GWTMG-- I think you must've met my husband, since you have the same taste in jokes. And I'm also sure that MG has you trained enough to know that kind of attitude won't fly.
Gotta love a man with a sense of humor, and the sense to know when we won't find it funny.
Thanks for the laughs today, MG.
I would be a polar bear, which are well-known as the pimps of the Zoo.
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